In another blow to British democracy, Scandinavian and Mediterranean skeletons have been found buried in an ancient graveyard in Anglesey. Heroic Brexiteers have rushed to the tiny cemetery in their thousands to show their displeasure at the find.
Much like explosive diarrhoea, Brexit is the gift that keeps on giving. It now appears to be infecting the most benign conversations. Every day, domestic drudgery and water-cooler moments are new opportunities for Brexiteers and Remainers to sling mu...
As the prospect of a no deal Brexit looms over the country like a leering, drunk uncle, the pound's value has once again fallen, plummeting to a new two-year low against both the dollar and the Euro. But, once again, heroic Brexiteers have informed u...
As the affably cuntish Boris Johnson assembles his “war cabinet” (a gang of sociopaths with no regard for anyone but themselves), the equally insane Mogg has begun to exert his influence over the government. Which, like anyone who has never really ha...
Charlatan. Liar. Narcissist. Unfit. Shambolic. Ramshackle. Incompetent. Arsehole. These are a few of the kinder epithets which have been thrown at Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson over the years, yet, somehow, today he finds himself ensconced b...
Bombast, bullshit and bollocks were the order of the day in Parliament today, as so-called Prime Minister Boris Johnson outlined his plans for the future of the not-so-United Kingdom. After a dressing-down from Her Majesty the Queen on Wednesday a...
Deliveroo is the fast-food delivery service that you either love or hate. You love Deliveroo if you're a lazy bastard who can't be arsed to get out of bed in the morning to cook breakfast, or pour milk on your corn flakes. You love Deliveroo if y...
Speaking from the Rose Garden to reporters today, Donald Trump congratulated Boris Johnson as his selection as Prime Minister of Great Britain. "I don't really understand what makes Britain great since they lost our colonies, but I think that's fine,...
The Spoof has been given sight of the speech which prime minister-elect Boris Johnson is expected to make on the steps of 10 Downing Street after he has met the Queen on Tuesday. Harking back to the message which his heroine Margaret Thatcher gave to...
Westminister, LONDON: Theresa 'Treason' May promised, upon becoming Prime Minister of a dis-United Kingdom, to deliver on the EU Referendum, and LEAVE the European Union. Now the outgoing Prime Minister who, after three years, still hasn't satisfi...
The Office of Budget responsibility has laid out the results of its latest study: A No–Deal Brexit could give Britain a £30billion economic hit. Of course, leading Brexiteers immediately denounced the findings as “poppycock and hogwash”, before deman...
“Yes, I must admit I did it that” confessed Sir Kim Darroch, former HMG ambassador to the United States court of King Trump in an exclusive interview with political editor for The Spoof, Paxton Quigley. “So you actually told future prime minister...
A study by the group Action For Children has found that children as young as 11 have admitted to being terrified about terrorism, homelessness and what’s going to happen after Brexit. This is odd, because kids are normally only concerned about themse...
The UK is rocking as yet another national crisis strangles its people in its vice-like grip. A study has found that 1 in 5 food products contained ingredients that were not named on the packaging. Predictably, Brexiteers have quickly moved to pin...
A recently leaked e-mail from the Broccoli desk of EON Productions reveals a new James Bond adventure in the pipeline. As soon as 'The Rhythm section' hits the theaters coming November, recordings will start for another great James Bond spectacle. It...
Ladies across the UK are toiling like crazy to knit a giant tea-cosy to cover the whole country. The enormous knitwear is intended to protect Britain in the event of a no-deal Brexit. Women's Institute spokeswoman Menstrua Geoffcock explained, "Th...
In a bid to improve its falling ratings, ITV's flagship channel ITVBe, the "reality" based station for those with nothing better to do, like watching paint dry or doing the ironing, has announced that it is adding to the controversial and intellectua...
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