'Treason' May: "I denounce the democratic right of populism! I have never said a word, that was worth listening to!"

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Friday, 19 July 2019

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Down Downing Street way, there goes 'Treason' May with newspaper-wrapped fish and chip Secret papers!

Westminister, LONDON: Theresa 'Treason' May promised, upon becoming Prime Minister of a dis-United Kingdom, to deliver on the EU Referendum, and LEAVE the European Union.

Now the outgoing Prime Minister who, after three years, still hasn't satisfied the will of the majority of the British people and left the EU, has warned the next PM against 'making promises you can't keep'. Then again, 'Treason' should know!

In some quarters, Treason's tawdry legacy is thousands of children going hungry during the summer holidays, nurses having to use food banks, and thousands sleeping rough on the streets, lying on her old fish and chip papers, classified as Secret documents, under the Official Secrets Act.

It all went wrong for May, when, at the 2017 Conservative Party conference, a prankster showed up to hand her a P45 (“Boris asked me to give you this”) which 'naturally' she accepted. The ensuing coughing fit rendered the prime minister incapable of reading from an autocue.

Like some zombie from outer space, May's autocue speeches and thoughts will be used like newspapers - to wrap up fish and chips.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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