SAN ANTONIO - (Satire News) - According to Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo, the most unpopular, and most hated governor in the history of state governors, Greg "Eggplant Face" Abbott is catching hellacious hell for having the audacity an…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - According to GOPicky Magazine, Donald "Butthole" Trump has finally come to the realization that the members of the GOP do not want anything to do with his predatorial stinking ass. Amos Soursuckle with GOPicky…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News writer Fuchsia Garfunkel, who measures 38-24-36, has compiled a list of 10 words for the word tits. Miss Garfunkel, recently divorced her husband of 19 years, Simon Joe Garfunkel, when she caught him wan…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Savannah Stiletto, with The Daily Max has followed Melania Trump ever since she landed in Staten Island from Slovenia, 26 years ago. Miss Stiletto, commented that Melly has been in the US long enough that she should h…
THE VATICAN - (Satire News) - The Vatican Voice reports that Pope Francisco has told his Catholic flock that if there has ever been a hate-spewing SOB who needs to go to hell it is Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. The pope said that when he does he…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx has compiled a list of tweets about Donald Trump from friends, relatives, and ex-friends. Trump is one of the most hated individuals in the history of the United States.
FROZEN FIDDLE, Vermont - (Satire News) - Veni Vidi Vici reporter Lexus Jo Dix reports that the governor of Vermont Phil "Great" Scott has informed the citizens of "The Green Mountain State," that he has already hired a demolition crew from Wyoming to…
BOGOTA, Colombia - (Drug Satire) - The CIA is reporting that one of South America's leading drug cartels has just informed US drug dealers that they are recalling 19.2 tons of Amazon Nose Candy, which is one of the most potent cocaine drugs in the en…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Britney Spears told Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb that she is thrilled at the fact that her new designer panties are flying off the shelves like beer at a Boston Red Sox game. Spears, who turned 41, on De…
CHICKEN DUMPLINGS, Alabama- (Satire News) - At one time Trump had millions of supporters; especially in the Cotton Pickin' state of Alabama. But after it came out that he had cheated the US government out of $3.8 billion that number began to dwind…
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - BBC reporter Oceana Figgly has just written that the gorgeously sexy singer/actress/accordion player Cheryl Cole, has just gotten a rescue Persian cat. Cole, who looks like she could be Selana Gomez' mom, named the…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth left $47,000 to The UK Fox Hound Charity. As everyone knows, the queen loved going on her monthly fox hunts with her BFF Piers Morgan, and sometimes with her favorite son, King Charles III. The BBC repor…
PYONGYANG, North Korea - (World Satire) - President Kim Jong-un is madder than a thoroughbred racehorse with diarrhea. The Kimster has just learned that his space program, The Nice Rice Space Agency, launched a missile that went haywire and ended…
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - The Liverpool Scouse-Gazette has just stated that the city's new airport has been named in honor of Queen Elizabeth. Savannah Kettle with the Scouse-Gazette said that the new airport is named Her Majesty Airpor…
OSSINING, New York - (Satire News) - Eric Trump says that his daddy, was shocked, devastated, and pissed off as shit, when he found out that federal prisons do not serve McDonalds Big Mac burgers. Eric said that his father asked a prison official…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Republican National chairwoman Ronna McDaniel, has made it abundantly clear that she and all of the members of the GOP have moved on from Trump the loser (aka Trump the Twice Impeached) and now want him to simply go the fuck…
LONDON - (Satire News) - King Charles III, has just informed the British press that his dear, late mum, bequeathed the gold in her teeth to her step-son, Billiando Chekchov Windsor. Charlie, as the queen called him, said that "Billy" was so overjo…
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