FROZEN FIDDLE, Vermont - (Satire News) - Veni Vidi Vici reporter Lexus Jo Dix reports that the governor of Vermont Phil "Great" Scott has informed the citizens of "The Green Mountain State," that he has already hired a demolition crew from Wyoming to travel to Vermont and demolish the recently discovered volcano, which has been named Mount St. Molasses.
Scott told Miss Dix that he wants to get rid of Mount St. Molasses, before it erupts and causes untold havoc to his peaceful state, which is also known as "The Mellowest State in New England."
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