NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Britney Spears told Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb that she is thrilled at the fact that her new designer panties are flying off the shelves like beer at a Boston Red Sox game.
Spears, who turned 41, on December 2, told Miss St. Lamb, who bears a striking resemblance to Brittney that Victoria's Secret sent her a box that contained 25 of her "Blondes Have More Fun" panties.
Britney remarked that she will be giving away some to her sister Jamie Lynn Spears, her close friend Taylor Swift, and to her crossdressing friend, Bruce "Titsy" Jellicutt, who owns an LGBTQ hair salon in Carpinteria, California. ■
