A List of 10 Words That Melania Trump Chops All-To-Hell

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 29 November 2022

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"Lose the accent bitch - you've lived in the US for 26 years." -VP KAMALA HARRIS

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Savannah Stiletto, with The Daily Max has followed Melania Trump ever since she landed in Staten Island from Slovenia, 26 years ago.

Miss Stiletto, commented that Melly has been in the US long enough that she should have definitely already lost her very pronounced Slovenian accent.

A speech therapist from South Dakota, Dr. Sixtus W. Chatsboro, stated that Melania's IQ does not show her to be stupid, dumb, or ignorant.

The doctor noted that Melania is just one of those individuals who basically has an inferiority complex.

Most speech linguistics agree that Melania is just too damn lazy to lose her fucking Slovenian accent.

A LIST OF TEN WORDS THAT MELANIA TRUMP CHOPS-ALL-TO-HELL

* BANANA
* CONSTANTINOPLE
* UTERUS
* EUPHORIA
* MASSACHUSETTS
* JASON SIDEIKIS
* HORNY
*ZIMBABWE
* PUSSY

NOTE: Melania used to have trouble pronouncing the word racist, but after having Ivanka give her pronounciation lessons, Melly can now say that word as good as any racist.

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