LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - The Liverpool Scouse-Gazette has just stated that the city's new airport has been named in honor of Queen Elizabeth.
Savannah Kettle with the Scouse-Gazette said that the new airport is named Her Majesty Airport.
Several names were considered such as Ringo Starr Airport, Paul McCartney Airport, Robin Hood Airport, and Blimey Airport.
Liverpool Mayor Joanne Anderson, who is distantly related to famous rugby player Toby Fishinwood, noted that the new airport will be the most up-to-date airport in England, and will have a computer system that will rival the one that NASA employs.
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