CHICKEN DUMPLINGS, Alabama- (Satire News) - At one time Trump had millions of supporters; especially in the Cotton Pickin' state of Alabama.
But after it came out that he had cheated the US government out of $3.8 billion that number began to dwindle.
Info guru Andy Cohen noted that when it was revealed that Trump gave top secret military documents to his bed buddy, Vlady Nikita Putin, he lost a whole lot more of his racist supporters.
And now that Ivanka has filed molestation charges against, as she calls DJT, her sperm donor daddy, just about all of his legion of loons have abandoned his orange complected ugly mug.
