HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Ipso Facto News writer Fuchsia Garfunkel, who measures 38-24-36, has compiled a list of 10 words for the word tits.
Miss Garfunkel, recently divorced her husband of 19 years, Simon Joe Garfunkel, when she caught him wanking off to a photo of a bikini-clad Jennifer Lopez.
Fuchsia recently told Anderson Cooper, that contrary to what the fattest son-of-a-bitch in the country (The Trumpturd) says, she did not have her knockers surgically augmented.
THE LIST OF EUPHENISMS FOR THE WORD TITS
1. TATAS
2. GAZONGAS
3. HOOTERS
4. MARACAS
5. RACK
6. BOOBS
7. CHI CHIS
8. JUGS
9. DROOPERS
[strong]NOTE: Miss Garfunkel stated that honorable mention went to the words Goobers, Melons, Mammories, and Tigbitties.
