QATAR - (Sports Satire) - Argentinian soccer player Lionel Messi proclaims that the charges that he printed up fake $100 bills are without basis. Messi, whose Argentinian team defeated the team from France said that a reporter with The Wild Whispe…
DALLAS - (Satire News) - Savannah Stiletto with The Daily Max has just revealed that Will Smit's dwarf wife, Jada Pinkett Smith is fit to be tied. The circus munchkin, as she is known in Tinsel Town, recently visited Big D, with an unnamed male fr…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle says that having seen "Harry and Meghan," she would have to agree that it is a fantastic look at the "Real Story" behind the scenes of Buck House, as Ricky Gervais refers to Buckingham…
QUEENS, New York - (Satire News) - Elon Musk has entered into the Twilight Zone World of Bat Shit Crazy Assholes; like Donald "The Pussy Grabber" Trump, Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani, and Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter Musk who has more money tha…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The nation's top polling agency, The QuinniPinni Polling Agency has just released a highly interesting memo. QPA polled over 37 million Americans (Democrats, Republicans, Independents, and Agnostics) and it is now officia…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Left Coast Mirror Magazine writer Tequila Tallyho has just announced that Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian will be starring in the Hollywood Sign Films movie "MILF 2 - Hooha Haven. The X-rated, highly explicit film wil…
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - The Grandiose News Agency has just broken the story that British songstress Cheryl Cole has decided to drop her Russian citizenship. The 39-year-old Chezza, as her close friends, like Piers Morgan, King Charles III,…
WINDSOR, England - (Satire News) - London Daily Informer reporter Benjamin "Big Ben" Viking reports that thieves broke into Windsor Castle and made off with the early 6th century sword of King Arthur. Viking said that Buckingham Palace spokesperso…
BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - (Satire News) - One of the greatest soccer players in history, Lionel Cabeza Messi has just announced his retirement. The man who spent more than half his life wearing short shorts says that he is only 35, but his legs, a…
TRINIDAD, Colorado - (Satire News) - The rumormill is churning out that singer, dancer, tuba player Miley Cyrus is seriously thinking about having sexual reassignment surgery. Metro News Service writer Joaquin Cerveza stated that Cyrus has always…
SOHO, England - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of the BBC is that the eldest son of King Charles III, is extremely depressed. It seems that Prince William, who is married to Kate "The Flirt" Middleton has learned that KM has been having intima…
PENZANCE, England - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette (UK) has just revealed that the Penzance City Council has voted 5 to 4 to ban soccer. City Council Director Wesco Scallion, 45, stated that the city fathers just got fed up with every ga…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that King Charles III, has set aside. $14.9 million to renovate Buck House, which is 317 years old. BBC's Ocean Figgly personally spoke to the new monarch, who looked quite dashing in his $8,000…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - UK writer Reggie Rickenracker with The True Dat News Agency broke the story about the queen's alleged drug addiction. Rickenracker got the story from King Charles III, who told him that he does not know for cert…
LONDON - (Satire World) - The World of Soccer Magazine writer Fifi Tripoli, is proud to announce that one of the most famous stadiums in the world will be getting a huge, much-needed upgrade improvement. Wembley Stadium, which is almost as popular…
ROULETTE WHEEL, Nevada - (Satire News) - Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa says that a dental hygienist who lives in the small town of Roulette Wheel has the biggest tits on both sides of the Mississippi. The woman identified as Dayto…
MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice reports that an extremely furious President Vladimir Nikita Putin has vowed on his maternal grandmother's walker, that he will soon fire one of his state-of-the-art missiles at Paris, France. Acco…
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