SOHO, England - (Satire News) - The Grandiose News Agency has just broken the story that British songstress Cheryl Cole has decided to drop her Russian citizenship.
The 39-year-old Chezza, as her close friends, like Piers Morgan, King Charles III, Simon Cowelll, Miley Cyrus, and Len Goodman call her told GNA reporter Maximus Bedstraw, that since the evil Russian invader Vladimir Nikita Putin, refuses to leave the Ukraine, then she cannot in good conscience show allegiance to a barbarian who has about the same fucked up evil brain as Donald Trump (aka (The Nazi Sexual Predator).
Cole says that she will still keep her British citizenship since she is in line to possibly become England's next Prime Minister.
