QUEENS, New York - (Satire News) - Elon Musk has entered into the Twilight Zone World of Bat Shit Crazy Assholes; like Donald "The Pussy Grabber" Trump, Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani, and Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter
Musk who has more money that the countries of Scotland, Spain, Iran, Brazil, and Pisagovia combined continues to act as if he got hit in his head with a damn bowling ball.
El Musko, as he is known in Central America has just banned a total of 19,303 reporters from his proud and joy "Twitter."
Musk's latest venture is that he wants to purchase the Pacific Ocean. He says that he is willing to pay cash, but he has not, as of yet, been able to locate the owner.
