TRINIDAD, Colorado - (Satire News) - The rumormill is churning out that singer, dancer, tuba player Miley Cyrus is seriously thinking about having sexual reassignment surgery.
Metro News Service writer Joaquin Cerveza stated that Cyrus has always felt like she was born into the wrong body. As a six-year-old growing up in Franklin, Tennessee, she could beat up any boy in her first grade class.
When she turned 8, he joined an all-boy little league team and hit more homeruns than any of the boys on the team.
And the thing that really made her realize that she wanted to become a boy was when Madonna made out with her in the "Material Grandmother's" trailer on the set of the movie "Lesbians From The Planet Lesbolina."
