Lionel Messi Addresses The Counterfeiting Charges

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Monday, 19 December 2022


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Messi says he only uses cash cards and never carries any money in his wallet.

QATAR - (Sports Satire) - Argentinian soccer player Lionel Messi proclaims that the charges that he printed up fake $100 bills are without basis.

Messi, whose Argentinian team defeated the team from France said that a reporter with The Wild Whispers News Agency has him mixed up with Leonard Messy, who is a known atheist counterfeiter who lives in Philadelphia.

Meanwhile Lionel told WWNA reporter Margarita Mixx that he and Messy do look like they could be twins, but the man from Philly is nowhere near as short as him, plus he never wears short shorts.

In Other Sports News: The New York Yankees are going to have to raise the price of their tickets by 27% in order to pay for super star Aaron Judge's astounding 9-year, $360 million contract.

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