DALLAS - (Satire News) - Savannah Stiletto with The Daily Max has just revealed that Will Smit's dwarf wife, Jada Pinkett Smith is fit to be tied.
The circus munchkin, as she is known in Tinsel Town, recently visited Big D, with an unnamed male friend and JPS was not allowed to ride any of the rides.
Miss Stiletto stated that signs are clearly posted at all of the ride entrances that an individual must be at least 5 feet 1 inch tall, and Jada the Squirt, as VP Kamala Harris refers to her falls a bit short (no pun intended).
Meanwhile, Will Smith denies that he is so depressed he plans on getting a face and body bleach and moving down to Mexicali, Mexico.
