SOHO, England - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of the BBC is that the eldest son of King Charles III, is extremely depressed.
It seems that Prince William, who is married to Kate "The Flirt" Middleton has learned that KM has been having intimate relations with her male gynecologist. her yoga instructor, and her hair stylist.
Wils, learned of the illicit affairs after receiving a text message from reporter Conrad Bloomin with The London Dispatch-Messenger.
The highly respected Bloomy, as he is called by his maternal grandmother Ida Sue Pawboro, 77, messaged some intimate photos of Catherine, the princess of Wales, 40, and Dr. Jaster Y. Cavendish, 59, her gynecologist tongue-wrestling in the parking lot of a local Crumpets, Crumpets, and More Crumpets Diner.
Bloomy also sent her a photo of Kate and her yoga instructor retired RAF pilot, Colonel Buntley Weatherholtz holding hands at a local dog park in Soho, and he also received a photo of Kate sitting on the lap of her hair stylist Mimi Himmelwood, an avowed Lesbianâ–
