91% of All Americans Agree That Donald Trump Is a "Has-Been"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 17 December 2022

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"Trump like me is a fucking HAS BEEN!" -MADONNA

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The nation's top polling agency, The QuinniPinni Polling Agency has just released a highly interesting memo.

QPA polled over 37 million Americans (Democrats, Republicans, Independents, and Agnostics) and it is now official that 91% of all U.S. voters agree that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is now nothing more than a "Has-Been."

He has become the Madonna of the Has Been sect.

The Trumpturd is now even less popular than a yeast infection.

The Nazi-loving, sexual predator makes vulture vomit look cute.

Even his soon-to-be-ex-wife, Melania, says that her evil, hate-spewing man-whore has become very depressed after it came out in GOPicky magazine that his pecker (pee pee) has now atrophied (shrunk) down to 2¼ inches.

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