BILLINGSGATE POST: Haunted by the incessant cackle of Kamala Harris as she visits Poland and Romania, Vladimir Putin admits that his troops have become disoriented by the Ukraine loudspeakers that never stop blasting away the sounds of Kamala’s laug…
BILLINGSGATE POST: As far as wartime rat f*cks go, twenty-six centuries have passed since the Mother Of All Rat F*cks (MOARF) occurred. First mentioned in Homer’s Odyssey, the story of the Trojan Horse is well-known. It describes how Greek soldiers w…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Proving once again that he is as mentally sharp as the day he was born, President Biden went off script while addressing the Nation yesterday. While squinting his eyes to appear mean, he asked God to judge Vladimir Putin if he in…
BILLINGSGATE POST: For Crotch-Grabbing fans, the Super Bowl halftime show lived up to expectations. With the Over-Under Line set at 78 on how many times Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg would grab their respective crotches during their performances, Dr. Dre w…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Mayan Chief Hokum XXXIV, who can trace his lineage back to the original Chief Hokum (Circa 614 AD) picked the Cincinnati Bengals to defeat the LA Rams in the Super Bowl next week. Hokum I, the first in a long line of profession…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Rumors around the Beltway are replete with questions regarding why Vice-President Kamala Harris’ name is not being included among those being mentioned as possible nominees to fill Associate Justice Breyer’s place on the Supreme Co…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Climate change activists were outraged by the recent massive underwater eruption that spewed tons of filthy ash over millions of square miles of our planet, an area believed to be controlled by the Environmental Protection Agency…
BILLINGSGATE POST: “If this ain’t the answer to the COVID pandemic, you ain’t asking the right question.” Dr. Fauci, citing Elmer Smuckmeister, the medical czar/pig farmer of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, said that Smuckmeister’s latest experiment,…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s plan to curb violence in the city is facing an unprecedented dateline. This past year, there were 777 homicides reported in Chicago, ending the deadliest year in a quarter century. With the present p…
BILLINGSGATE POST: By The Platters: When the twilight is gone and no songbirds are singing When the twilight is gone you come into my heart And here in my heart you will stay while I pray… That no more f*cking drones come my way. As anyone…
BILLINGSGATE POST: There is no universally accepted term to describe the reversing of letters to mock public figures. But to those who care about esoteric trivia, Joe Biden spelled backwards = Eoj Nedib. As previously noted, in the first caliphate, t…
BILLINGSGATE POST: On Elmer Smuckmeister’s chicken ranch outside Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, the hens were singing, “He loves my walk. He loves my cluck. He’s starring me with Donald Duck.” Who were they talking about? It certainly wasn’t about…
BILLINGSGATE POST: All of Dick Tracy’s villains had major character flaws. But it was the physical flaws that separated the men from the boys. B.O. Plenty had it all, but just mostly. Life was good for him. At an early age he distinguished himself…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pruneface was a high-ranking Nazi saboteur working surreptitiously in the U.S. during the Second World War. His code-name was "Boche" (the French word for "German"). Although he looked like a prune, his deep wrinkles were the resu…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the pantheon of Dick Tracy villains, there was no greater public enemy than Flyface. His real name was Felixweather Limpp, aka Hank Tight. A lawyer by profession, Flyface was a portly, 42-year old man with a constant grimaced ex…
BILLINGSGATE POST: A crude, un-framed Rube Goldberg type sketch of a ridiculously contrived catalytic converter that transformed pee into potable water was sold for $2,000,000 to an anonymous buyer at an auction in New York yesterday. The sketch,…
BILLINGSGATE POST: The clean energy crisis is over. Toss away your solar panels and windmills. Cease the research on nuclear fission and hydrogen. Today, with much fanfare, President Biden proudly unveiled a sketch of a revolutionary source of en…
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