HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Lady Gaga has just announced the name of the band who will be her opening act on her upcoming summer tour, “The Gaga’s Gonna Get Ya Summer Tour.” The band, which hails from Beaver Lips, Oregon was formed on the campus o…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – After not wanting to reveal who their favorite rock band is, William and Kate finally divulged the band’s name to noted English news agency writer Loretta Piffinshaw, with Ta Ta For Now News. The happy, musically inclined ro…
After the passing of rock legend Meat Loaf, a lost interview has finally given fans the answer to the question: Just what was it that he wouldn't do for love? "I'll never record a song with fewer than an average of twelve words in the title, or t…
NY - Just before he died, the singer Meatloaf told his nurse the five things that he wouldn't do for love, answering the burning question from his hit song, I Would Do Anything For Love (but I won't do that.) Although the nurse actually had no ide…
After three hours of listening to Radio 3, Brian Asshat is yet to hear any happy music. Chutney on the Fritz’s least eligible bachelor, but the most careful curator of pencil shavings, feathers and paperclips said ‘I was listening to a symphony by…
LONDON - ( UK Satire) – The Brit Music Scene Magazine has just named The Best Heavy Metal Band of The Year. This year’s winner is Camel Toe, and the five lads that hail from Wimbledon beat out a field of 90 bands, including such popular bands as L…
HOLLYWOOD – (Music Satire) – Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just announced that The Egg Rolls, a rock band that hails from Shanghai, China just topped the Billboard Sizzling 99 Chart with their brand new single “The Ballad of Ling Chow and LaVonDell Wash…
Popular eighties beat combo, Limahl, are looking forward to heading out on their next tour, aptly named The Pointless Tour. 'Yes' said the band's manager 'we saw that the equally popular Tears for Fears had named their next live jaunt 'The Tipping…
Christmas 2021 is officially cancelled this year, as it has been confirmed that raven-haired Welsh rocker Shakin Stevens found a grey hair while brushing his teeth this morning. Shaky, real name Michael Parratt, 97, has been entertaining people w…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The NFL has just announced that the half-time performers at the 2022 Super Bowl, which will be held at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, California, will be British singer Adele and the British rock group, The Raging Female…
Residents of Lonesome Heights in America were shocked to see a number of Banjo shaped parcels delivered to the house of a large family that have just moved into the area. Brick Flooring said 'They have just moved in, it is a big house, and they se…
LONDON – (Satire News) – In a move that shocked pretty much all of the United Kingdom, as well as most of the free world, Prince Charles has gotten into the music business. According to Ta Ta For Now News, the prince has just signed to become the…
Christmas is usually a time for remembering a great Aunt with a Christmas Card, why your parents watched the Good Life in the seventies, and for remembering Shakin' Stevens, and his ever-green festive song Merry Christmas Everyone. This year, the…
Abba Fan Catherine Fitzgerald knows that at least seven of her friends and family will buy her a copy of Voyager, the new CD from Abba for Christmas. She said 'I don't mind husband Tom buying me a copy, as we had Abba play at our wedding, and it i…
Following on from teaming up to sing the songs of the Smiths, and selling out all of the gigs in 8 minutes, Rick Astley and Stockport band The Blossoms have announced that their next record will be the complete works of Kajagoogoo. Starting with t…
Although they have a collected age of 273 pub band Lemon Twist are still playing the music that they loved in the 1970s. The band's youngest member, singer Cassidy Wainwright 63, can still hit the notes for The Boys Are Back in Town, Alright Now,…
Penny Farthing, a 39-year-old woman about town has told people that she currently has The Birdie Song as an earworm. 'I had a really bad fever dream last night, remembering a family wedding, and seeing Uncle Derek dancing to the Birdie Song, and n…
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