CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The Daily Drama has just broken the story as to the reason why the McDonald's board of directors has just shut down one of their franchise stores in Beaver Belly, Mississippi. Mickey D's Vice-President of Pu…
MANCHESTER, England - (Sports Satire) - The Manchester Morning Manc Newspaper has just learned that the Premier League has hit Man U with a very hefty fine. The fine was due to the fact that in a game with Tottenham Hot Spur one of the Red Devil p…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - The biggest chicken franchise in the world, has just revealed that they are in the prossatorial process of changing their corporate name. KFC spokeswoman Linda Lorna "Chicken Thighs" Missatico, 41, said that…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - The BBC is reporting that agents from Scotland Yard searched Queen Elizabeth's master royal bedroom and found traces of cocaine in her knickers drawer. Agent Borton Shipshire, 42, said that the value of the trac…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Republicans in Congress have given sexpot Marjorie Taylor Greene a brand new fitting nickname. Sen. Otis Ortonbrewster, of Tennessee, said that most of the males in Congress would love to get in MTG's pants a…
NEW YORK CITY - (Business Satire) - The Burger King Corporation has decided to get with the LGBTQ community and address some of their requests. Press Extra writer Voodoo Dupree writes that a group known as The Northern California LGBTQ Guild For F…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - Comedian Ricky Gervais has said that Sarah Huckabee, has got to be the ugliest governor since Georgia Governor Lester Maddox (Google the racist). Gervais, who never holds nothing back noted that Gov. Sarah H…
LONDON - (Satire News) - England's highly reputable Royal Fog Research Group has uncovered secret documents found in Soho, that show that QE was not as nice as many Brits believe her to have been. The documents clearly show that Charles' mum was v…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - After keeping it secret for 16 years, the Trumptard's estranged wife, Melania, has finally "admitted" what Ivanka and ONLY Ivanka knew; and that is that her sperm donor father (DJT) is not the biological father of 16-yea…
BOSTON - (Satire News) - To quote the title of a well-known soap opera, "As The World Turns," the state senate of Massachusetts has just voted 99 to1 to ban Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump from ever setting foot in the Bay State. Sen. Norris Vindenf…
NEW YORK CITY - (Business Satire) - The Wendy's Corporation has addressed the rumor that began in Wisconsin, that one of their fast food outlets is selling Blizzards that have been known to contain traces of snow. The American Food News Agency fir…
CHICAGO - (Business Satire) - The American Food News Agency reports that Jack in The Box is adding a new menu item to their extensive food list. Reporter Margarita Mixx with Wild Whispers said that she spoke to the home office of Jack in The Box,…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Asteroid experts have informed the White House that a gigantic asteroid about 17 times bigger than Ginni "Lardass" Thomas' huge butt will hit Mar-a-Lago, Florida in the near future. Members of The North American Solar Sys…
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - The state of Iowa, which is noted for corn, corn, and corn, has just issued a proclamation (Iowa Proclamation M-7893701) which states that anyone caught smoking cannabis within the state will be arrested, fined $5,7…
MONTECITO, California - (Satire News) - Anderson Cooper recently interviewed Kim Kardashian. He asked her how she was doing after getting dumped by "Saturday Night Live" boyfriend Pete "The Schlong" Davidson. Kim replied that Petey was the best…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of the GOP controlled House of Represenatives is that the hate-filled, entitled Republicans want to put a stop to Social Security benefits for over 65 million Americans. An unnamed senator (who…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Trump Satire) - In the WTF Department comes word that the meanest, cruelest, most hateful texter in the history of texting has been allowed to return to texting. The ZYZ Research Group headquartered in Austin, Texas, notes t…
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