BOSTON - (Satire News) - To quote the title of a well-known soap opera, "As The World Turns," the state senate of Massachusetts has just voted 99 to1 to ban Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump from ever setting foot in the Bay State.
Sen. Norris Vindenfurst, 63, of Pilgrim Musket, stated that with the one exception of Senator Bruce Wimpwaist, 91, of Clam Chowder Creek, nobody in Massachusetts gives a rat's ass if the Trumptwat falls off the face of the earth next Tuesday.
Sen. Wimpwaist, who is believed to be a bit on the 'gaylord' side stated that in his mind Mr. Trump is the most honest, fair, non-Nazi, non-pussy grabber he has ever known.
SIDENOTE: The iNews News Agency is reporting that Wimpwaist's personal physician, Dr. Toto Tikataki, says that he has just recently certified the GOP senator to be certifiably loony.
