LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - The biggest chicken franchise in the world, has just revealed that they are in the prossatorial process of changing their corporate name.
KFC spokeswoman Linda Lorna "Chicken Thighs" Missatico, 41, said that the powers that be, have all agreed that effective immediately the chicken giant, will be dropping the F and go from being KFC to simply being KC.
Miss Missatico, who recently divorced her third husband, after she caught him eating at a Popeye's Chicken Restaurant in Louisville, said that they have been wanting to get away from the not-so-popluar word "Fried" for quite some time. ■
