WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Republicans in Congress have given sexpot Marjorie Taylor Greene a brand new fitting nickname.
Sen. Otis Ortonbrewster, of Tennessee, said that most of the males in Congress would love to get in MTG's pants and do some old-fashioned diddling.
Florida Senator Bobby Billy Biscuitmaker, said that he would not mind getting in Marj's pants and doing some new-fashioned diddling on her.
Meanwhile, North Dakota Senator Wesley Nissenfitch, said that he has come up with Marjorie's new nickname.
He said that he actually got the idea for the nickname from his great grandmother, Fiona Quitley, 89.
Granny Fiona suggested the nickname "Easy Lay," since Marjorie has been known to be one of the easiest D.C. lays since the days of Monica Lewinsky.
