BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - The BBC is reporting that agents from Scotland Yard searched Queen Elizabeth's master royal bedroom and found traces of cocaine in her knickers drawer.
Agent Borton Shipshire, 42, said that the value of the traces would be about $293 in today's cocaine market.
King Charles was told of the find and he shook his head and replied that he had heard a rumor that 'mum' did have a penchant for dabbling in the 'snow.'
Meanwhile, Camilla Parker Bowles noted that she knew of the queen's drug indulgence, but she had been sworn to secrecy.
In A Non-Related Story. Manchester United executives have stated that they had no idea that three of their players had been cavorting with Soho whores.
