LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - Comedian Ricky Gervais has said that Sarah Huckabee, has got to be the ugliest governor since Georgia Governor Lester Maddox (Google the racist).
Gervais, who never holds nothing back noted that Gov. Sarah Huckabee is what is known as a two-bagger, that is, she is the type of ugly looking female, that a man would have to put two bags over her face in order to have intimate relations with her.
"Two Ton" Sarah, as she is called by many residents of Arkansas, including about 39% of Republicans who voted for her, recently said that her daddy, Mike Huckabee, called up a spa that does female cosmetic makeovers to get an estimate on getting work done on his chubbistic daughter.
The salon owner after seeing a photo of Sarah, informed her father that the makeover would cost between $26,000 to $27,000, depending on much facial scrapings they would have to do.
SIDENOTE: When given the dollar amount, "Hillbilly" Mike reportedly replied, "Hell no! And I mean hell FUCKING no. Shit, the people of Arkansas are just going to have to put up with looking at sour, sleazy, sickeningly sordid, Sarah's countenance."
