LONDON - (Satire News) - England's highly reputable Royal Fog Research Group has uncovered secret documents found in Soho, that show that QE was not as nice as many Brits believe her to have been.
The documents clearly show that Charles' mum was very mean to the Buck House help; including chamber maids, cooks, seamstresses, crumpet makers, and even many of the palace Royal guards.
A spokesperson for the RFRG stated that Buckingham Palace spokesperson Nigel Foote, was instructed by Charles and his wife Camilla Parker Bowles to make her majesty appear as pure as the driven Liverpool snow.
SIDENOTE: King Charles III, says that even if the secret documents are in fact true, he still feels that him mum was the best damn mum in the history of bloody, blooming United Kingdom mums.
