NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency reports that most former Fox News Trump supporters have finally seen the light, and they now say that Trump is nothing more than a agnostic, draft-dodging, pussy grabbing asshole, who just needs t…
CONCORD, New Hampshire - (Satire News) - The state senate of New Hampshire has voted to ban the use of the word Vagina. Sen. Lucy DuBrizzi, 76, of Cunt Creek, New Hampshire, said that her constituents, who are all church-going folks cringe wheneve…
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - After months of speculation, the man who was impeached twice and who lost reelection has finally named his presidential campaign manager. Donald J. "The Sexual Predator" Trump has named a member of the KKK from…
LONDON - (Satire News) - BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomfiddle has just learned from an unnamed, but reputable source that King Charles III, has just hired the infamous London prostitute, Maggie May Cobblekiss, to be his personal palace assistant. Miss…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency writes that the S.F. City Council has voted down the city's new proposed gay slogan. Council Member Greggy Skywax, told WWNA reporter Margarita Mixx, who has a gay grandmother (maternal…
POCATELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - A Pocatello's Eye Spectator News Channel 99 reporter reports that two Idaho state troopers caught two female residents engaging in a lesbionic act. The two women, one 28, and the other one 26, were spotted making…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Mexico’s #1 reality show, “The Housewives of Tijuana” has just won an Emmy for being The Best Foreign Reality Show. The show’s star Josefina Delores Sanchez Johnson accepted the Emmy from her acting idol, Eva Longoria w…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC has just released a memo stating that Scotland Yard, now has an office in Buckingham Palace. BBC writer Oceana Figgly, stated that King Charles III, agreed to allow Scot Yard, to have an office in Buck House, and t…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Satire News) - The burger giant that was born in Corpus Christi, Texas back in 1950, and now resides in San Antonio, Texas has just introduced it's latest fantabulous menu addition. Whataburger, so named because it takes two…
FORT WORTH, Texas - (Business Satire) - The Dairy Queen Corporation has just made a fast food decision that will rock the fast food world. The powers-that-be at DQ have announced that their smaller mall restaurants will now be known as Dairy Princ…
HAIGHT ASHBURY, California - (Satire News) - The Cosmos News Service reports that the country's oldest hippie has just turned 87. CNS reporter Armada Aquatica writes that California resident Woodlund "Roach Clip" Hippenmeister, who is a retired ci…
LONDON - (Satire News) - England's Royal Fog Research Group notes that Buckingham Palace is long overdue for some improvements. Buck House spokesman, Nigel Foote, states that the room where the palace guards stay smells like the Loch Ness Monster…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The most sought-after woman in D.C., Marjorie Taylor Greene recently told GOPicky Magazine reporter Tabitha Wishywater that she hasn't been hit on as much since her high school senior year back in The Peach State (G…
CHICAGO - (Fast Food Satire) - A poll that was taken by The QuinniPinni Polling Agency clearly shows that fast foods claim that fast food is fast is not really true. The poll was taken in every state in the nation except for West Virginia. Why not…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Sean Hannity, the Fox news host who many say was actually Trump's ghost speech writer, says that Donaldo, as Melania calls him, needs to accept reality and realize once and for all that all he is now is just a "Has Bee…
CICERO, Illinois - (Fast Food Satire) - The country's largest pizza chain, has announced that their food chefs have just developed what they are calling the best pizza in the history of pizza. Pizza Hut says that they will soon be rolling out thei…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - The rumor floating around Sports Land is that Jerry Jones, owner of The Dallas Cowboys, has reached out to Tampa Bay Buccaneer quarterback Tom Brady. Jones has not tried to hide the fact that he wants Brady to be the Cow…
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