LONDON - (Satire News) - England's Royal Fog Research Group notes that Buckingham Palace is long overdue for some improvements.
Buck House spokesman, Nigel Foote, states that the room where the palace guards stay smells like the Loch Ness Monster took a dump in there.
Foote added that most of the Keurig Tea Makers will have to be replaced because the tea comes out tasting like Kate Middleton's toes after she has played tennis for 45 minutes.
Meanwhile, the room where her majesty, Queen Lizzy used to keep her bras will definitely have to be demolished beause that room smells like Len Goodman's size 14D dancing shoes.
