NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The iNews News Agency reports that most former Fox News Trump supporters have finally seen the light, and they now say that Trump is nothing more than a agnostic, draft-dodging, pussy grabbing asshole, who just needs to walk into the ocean and keep walking until he is attacked by sharks.
Those words and sentiments are exactly how the likes of former Trump followers like Sean "Fred Flintstone" Hannity, Laura "Horse Face" Ingraham, Jeanine ""Buttface" Pirro, and Tucker "Goofy" Carlson now feel.
The ONLY Foxer who still says he will gladly kiss Trump's ass is Greg "The Swamp Creature" Gutfeld.
SIDENOTE: Meanwhile, Trump says that he knows that everyone living in Mississippi, Alabama, and Iowa, which he says amounts to over 4 billion adult voters, yes billion with a B will vote for him in 2024.
