POCATELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - A Pocatello's Eye Spectator News Channel 99 reporter reports that two Idaho state troopers caught two female residents engaging in a lesbionic act.
The two women, one 28, and the other one 26, were spotted making out in the parking lot of a downtown Pocatello McDonads.
State Trooper Brisco Tippertock, 38, observed the two lesbionics, identified as Sarah Yorkfork and Bev Drumstick doing some big time tongue wrestling in between bites of their Big Mac burgers.
Trooper Tippertock, remarked that as he approached their car, a late model Kia Spectra, Miss Yorkfork, rolled up the window and started to drive away.
After the trooper put three bullet holes in the car's trunk, the car stopped, and both gals got out, they were tossed to the ground, and Sarah was tased, while Bev was pepper sprayed.
SIDENOTE: The two were fingerprinted, cavity searched, and they were both put on a Greyhound Bus bound for Walla Walla, Washington.
