LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC has just released a memo stating that Scotland Yard, now has an office in Buckingham Palace.
BBC writer Oceana Figgly, stated that King Charles III, agreed to allow Scot Yard, to have an office in Buck House, and they will pay KC III, the sum of $85,000 a month rent.
Charles says that the money will go to help remodel portions of the Palace; including the Queen Elizabeth Commemorative Fox Hunt Room, The Petula Clark Music Room, The Winston Churchill Smoking Room, and The Mark Spitz Spitfire Olympic Size Swimming Pool.
In a Semi-Related Story. The Rolling Stones have been booked to play at a Windsor Castle Concert and Dance, that will benefit The Home For Retired Buckingham Palace Guards.
