CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Daylight Savings Time (called British Summer Time) in the United Kingdom has been around for a long time...too long of a time according to many experts on time. Two professors at Solid State University in San Antonio, hav…
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency has just stated that Mexico is sending their pride and joy, The 49th Air Force Flying Division to the Ukraine. The air force group nicknamed "Los Matadores" consists of fighter jets, bomber…
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - (Satire News) - The governor of Rhode Island has issued a Governor's Executive Action asking that the NRA please leave the state as soon as humanly possible. In 2018 Governor Gina Raimondo of Rhode Island signed an exec…
GLENDALE, Arizona - (Super Bowl Satire) - Fox Sports announcers Kevin Burkhardt and Greg Olsen, Fox News top announcing team, now that Joe Buck and Troy Aikman have left the network for ESPN (?) did a fantastic job of announcing the game. A very b…
GLENDALE, Arizona - (Satire News) - Super Bowl security reported that they had to break up a fight between celebrities Paul McCartney and Kevin Hart. Reports are that Kev was sitting in Paul's seat and when McCartney asked him to move, the comedia…
GLENDALE, Arizona - (Super Bowl Satire) - Music critics all over the world agree that on a scale of 1 to 10, Rhianna's halftime Super Bowl performance was less than memorable at 1.3. For one thing, since she's 8ΒΌ months pregnant she wore 19 pounds…
GLENDALE, Arizona - (Super Bowl Satire) - A hobbling, semi-crippled Patrick Lavon Mahomes led his war-chanting Chiefs to victory in Super Bowl LVII (57). The game was played in Glendale, Arizona's State Farm Stadium, formerly The Hot-As-Hell Deser…
MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Eric "Goofy" Trump recently told Fox News host Sean "Fred Flintstone" Hannity that his daddy has become so stressed out at the thought that his old ass is going to end up in prison, that his addiction to Big Mac burgers ha…
EAGLE PASS, Texas - (Satire News) - United States Custom Agents report finding cocaine stuffed in a shipment of vibrators. US agent Mills R. Sunfax said that the coke was found in 200 vibrators that were in an 18-wheeler truck that was bound for M…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Vox Populi reporter Tapioca Swizzle has broken the story that Trump's latest and (fitting) nickname is "The Limp Noodle." Miss Swizzle says that the moniker was bestowed on Nazi Boy by none other than his estranged wi…
SAN JOSE, California - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza reports that the San Jose Earthquake defeated the Manchester United Red Devils by a score of 3-0. San Jose goalie J.T. Marcinkowski had 13 fantastic blocks during the entire game. He noted th…
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - The man who hates Trump more than anyone is Gov. Ron DeSantis, who says if Trump suddenly turned into a doughnut, he would feed (him) to Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee, who would no doubt eat him in less than 2 se…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Now that he has officially retired and is heading into the sports announcing booth, Tom Brady, ex-husband of the sexy, lasciviously sultry lingerie model Gisele Bundchen, says he would like to purchase the Tampa…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - Sen. Ted "Dracula" Cruz told GOPicky Magazine writer Tabitha Wishywater that he would like to be Donald Trump's 2024 presidential campaign running mate. Cruz, who, along with Gov. Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbo…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Chicago's Channel 101 Eyewitnesser News reports that a spy balloon with Chinese markings landed in an unnamed slum in Chitown and within 45 seconds teenage vandals completely stripped it. A witness to the stripping said…
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The American Food News Agency has just informed the American public that the biggest fast food chain in the world has donated $43 million to President Joe Biden's 2024 Reelection Campaign. A spokesperson said tha…
TERNOPIL PASS, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The White House has announced that the United States 113 Artillery Regiment, based in El Paso, Texas, has soundly defeated President Vladimir Nikita Putin's 19 Infantry Regiment nicknamed "The Commie Kings," a…
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