White House - The staffers still remaining close to President 'Sandy Bunkers', as he is now referred to around the office, with a snicker, say that he has a map of the world on his Oval Office desk with countries like Syria, Iraq, and Zimbabwe colore…
Washington, D.C., U.S.A. - Hissy-fitting Trump supporters who had their big impeachment riot plans thwarted by over 20,000 National Guard troops at the Capitol on Wednesday, decided to take their pissy little shit-fit out on any government employee t…
Washington, D.C. - Sources close to President Orange Turd say that he is planning to send a second angry mob to the U.S. Capitol Building to try and stop Congress's 2nd impeachment effort on him this week. "He's pretty sure it will work this time,…
Bristol, England (A country in no way associated with the rest of Europe, for those American readers.) Scientists at Bristol Community College have discovered that singing Happy Birthday that many damn times in a single year can, indeed, lead to some…
Little Rock, Arkansas - A sub shop in Little Rock, traded three meat-lovers subs, for what turned out to be the only known copy of a lost pilot episode of '80s TV smash hit, The Dukes Of Hazzard. The episode, which die-hard Dukes fans refer to as…
Atlanta, GA - Resident Gastroenterologist at the CDC, Dr. Herb Greencloud, has been studying whether a person can catch COVID-19 from a fart. And the answer is a resounding 'YES!!' Explains Dr. Greencloud, "A fart, as it's commonly known in lay…
Minneapolis, MN - Executors for the late music icon, Prince, have announced that they will release what the singer called his masterpiece, The Weeping Feather Trilogy. From the 72-song box set, recorded over three decades, only one song has ever…
My Bedroom, Early This Morning - A man who occasionally writes spoofs for TheSpoof.com had an utterly brilliant story idea as he was falling asleep last night; told himself that it was so funny that he didn't need to write it down, and then completel…
Washington, D.C. - After Trump gave his orange thumbs-up to GOYA beans and spices on Wednesday, White House pollsters surveyed a half percent favorability bump from Mexican/American voters. With that news, Trump's re-election team hit the ground r…
Leeds, England - James Muddfield, 36, is suing his friend, Peter Swagwich, over a childish prank which led to some very severe consequences. "It happened right after Arsenal's embarrassing 5-0 loss to Chelsea on Saturday night. Pete and I had a wa…
Atlanta, GA - On Tuesday, scientists at the CDC announced an array of new symptoms that may occur during a COVID-19 infection. The researchers warned that a runny nose, sore throat and congestion are being added to the list of misery that comes wi…
Paris, France - According to a super French art historian, Guy Ohlalâ, the Mona Lisa is not happy about the Louvre Museum opening back up after being closed for 4 months due to some weird bat burger illness. Monsieur Ohlalâ claims that he has a ve…
Toronto, CANADA (a country north of the USA) In Canada today, news came that every man, woman and dog within its borders has been nervously waiting for—the long drought is over—hockey will soon begin again! Yes, there is a God! If the good folks…
Tokyo, Japan - The 14-foot-tall Olympic sex doll mascots, Kinki and Minki, are very depressed about the Games being cancelled this summer, and moved back to 2021. "They won't even wear their volleyball bikinis!" explained Titzi Wowi, the mascots'…
Biloxi, MS - The state of Mississippi is trying to shed its image as the most racist state in the Union, even deciding to take down their 126 year old flag, which is part confederate. But what to replace it with? ...hmmm? (or in Mississippi's cas...
Oklahoma- Donald Trump supporters planning on attending this weekend's big 'Open Up 'Merica' rally here in Tulsa, Oklahoma, will have to sign a waiver, clearing Trump of any liability if they catch the coronavirus. But they'll also have to take an IQ...
Washington D.C. - White House staffers have told reporters that the President has been stockpiling some pretty raunchy reading material for his Presidential Library, which will be constructed at his birthplace, which records show was a steaming cessp...
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