Internet users were delighted this week to realize that BJ Novak’s DNA was submitted to the public domain. Novak, who gained fame as Ryan Howard on “The Office”, has had his biological clones spotted all over the planet over the last two weeks.
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Going back to the 40s, 50s, and 60s, television westerns have always played a big part of the TV prime time schedules. And according to TV critic, writer, and fan, Abel Zorro, with The Hullabaloo Review, some of the top…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The TV comedy series “Gilligan’s Island” was one of America’s most popular television shows, and it was on the air between 1964 and 1967. The sit-com was literally a paradise (no pun intended-well maybe) because of the…
Following Channel Four's recent barrel-scraping exercise, my first threesome, Channel Five has offered a series of programmes that take on the theme. The titles of each three-hour programme are: 1) My First Aubergine 2) My first reading of th…
6:00. Paintless. The quiz show where the winner is the one with the least paint on them. How much of a mess will this week's contestants make? 7:00. Strictly Come Lancing. The contestants reveal their boils for the judges. 8:00. Great Incontine…
Government wonder boy Michael Gove has revealed his new project to the media, a new television show. Lines with Michael Gove will look at the importance of Train lines to the health, safety and economic welfare of the country over the last few yea…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Daily Dirt has just announced that comedian Tom Arnold, who was once married to that fat tub of lard, Roseanne Barr, has decided to release the infamous Trump “N” word tape. The tape clearly will show the nation and…
After posting something on Twitter, a man vaguely famous for writing a sitcom that is little remembered realises that he no longer has the moral high ground. Speaking to us over zoom he said 'Yes, I know my show was cancelled, because the BBC was…
Self-appointed turner of stomachs Brad appeared on Channel Four's First Dates programme and really was as dreadful as he seemed. 'Usually' said series producer Tracey Heckingthwaite 'we have some editorial control as to what we show, but really wh…
In a world of crime fiction, where some of it is solved by Clergymen, such as Father Brown, Grantchester, and the one that will feature Ross Kemp as a hard as nails Lay-Preacher in Cockney Wonder, Devil Won't Care is set to turn the world of cosy cri…
That programme you are watching, the one with a bit of mystery, an older actress you used to fancy a bit, it won't end well, you know. 'The Neighbour' or 'The Unexpected' or 'A Rest for a Raven' or whatever it is called is set in a house with a ki…
Hello, Mr Raymond Ving here again. You may remember me from a previous column about some nonsense that riled me for a while. Anyway, you may have noticed that the BBC is no longer playing episodes of Antiques Roadtrip. I know, it really is drea…
7:00. Jungle Factories Documentary. The chimps go on strike for more bananas. 7:30. Cooking With Flo The angry wheelchair-bound restaurateur yells at her chefs to make the perfect souffle. 8:00. Contrived Incidents Sitcom. Somehow Geoff innocen…
Brian Asshat, Chutney on The Fritz's most famous bachelor, has told the three people on his Twitter feed that he has recorded fifteen episodes of Bargain Hunt and plans to spend the day watching them. 'I have gone for some old classics with Tim Wo…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is divulging the reason why after 19 years of being on the air, Ellen DeGeneres has decided to end her long-running talk show. Pico de Gallo with 3T reports that the real reason why the Louisiana n…
Conventional wisdom might say we’re in the post-mortem era for the old TV networks that once ruled TV land. But senior management at NBC is determined to turn things around. After an extensive series of brainstorming sessions, focus groups, the c…
The NFL Network just announced that afternoon anchor Andrew Siciliano is "scheduled for a surgical procedure" in June to remedy resistance problems caused by his drastically oversized ears. Siciliano recently has griped on a few occasions that the…
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