BILLINGSGATE POST: With the news that Kamala “Breath” Harris had supplanted him for top billing on the Democrat Presidential ticket, Joe Biden returned the favor by choosing her to replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the Supreme Court. To put this in…
Political experts have suggested Democrats not only need to move “left,” there's an additional problem. The Biden-Harris candidacy seriously lacks the dazzle and noise of Trump's rallies. To some Democrats the Biden ticket is pallid and uninte…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler have come a long way. Just a year ago, they were dutifully monitoring the cross-dressing escapades of James Comey and Robert Mueller from their government issued, vintage 1952 St…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Kamala “Breath” Harris, Joe Biden's running mate in the 2020 election, raised eyebrows on Monday evening after she accidentally touted economic plans under a "Harris administration." "A Harris administration, together with Joe B…
BILLINGSGATE POST: At a rally in North Carolina this evening, President Trump told his followers that Kamala “Breath” Harris would be an “insult” as first female president. Earlier in the day, in an interview on CNN, Harris said that she was so p…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in his first appearance on the campaign trail since coming out of his basement, Joe Biden mentioned that he couldn’t resist chocolates and had a secret craving for Snickers. “I can’t wait to get into Kamala’s Snicker…
Mike Pence will be running for re-election as vice-president. In most circles, this is quite a surprise. The issue has nothing to do with what Pence did or did not do. Overall, he has been a good vice president who has somehow managed to avoid loo…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Beauty, like nastiness, is in the eyes of the beholder. But when you are faced with choosing one over the other, take beauty every time. Joe Biden made it absolutely clear that he would choose a woman to be his running mate. Hi…
BILLINGSGATE POST: SIS-BOOM-BAH! THE ENVELOPE PLEASE.... WHAT DOES IT SOUND LIKE WHEN JOE BIDEN STICKS HIS NOSE IN KAMALA’s HAIR? It is noteworthy that this is the same sound heard when a sheep explodes. But what does an exploding sheep hav…
BILLINGSGATE POST: On February 2, when the groundhog is said to come out of its hole at the end of hibernation, if the animal sees its shadow, it portends to six more weeks of winter weather. Anthropomorphically speaking - which is an art form w…
According to the Squad, the label “woman of color” or “person of color” is not binary. There are degrees of colorness that must be recognized going forward. Kamala Harris, unfortunately, is deemed to be only a 1/3rd woman of color. Former presiden…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that Sniffin’ Joe Biden has chosen the hairdo of Kamala “Breath” Harris to be the repository for his wayward snout, some pundits predict that, when he snuggles up behind her and buries his nose in her hair, she will go complete…
BOSTON – (Satire News) - Kamala Harris was in Boston to drum up support for the new Biden-Harris Democratic presidential ticket. She made it a point, as she does whenever she's in Boston, to have a clam chowder dinner. Kamala was asked by a rep…
Sources direct from the Biden-A-While Motel Chain have provided important documentation as the 2020 Presidential Election takes on more drama. With Mr. Biden's having selected Kamala Harris as VP, it is important the Public know what makes this du…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the Day of the Jackal has anything been so wacko. With Sniffin’ Joe’s promise to nominate a woman of color for VP, Kamala Harris qualified by being semi-black and because she sits down to pee. But even that might be con…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Several news outlets are reporting that as soon as Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany heard that Joe Biden had picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate, they both exclaimed “Damnit!” Both women quickly…
WILMINGTON, Delaware – (Satire News) - Former Vice-President Joe Biden knows a thing or two about vice-presidents, and he has just picked what many are hailing as the best possible choice he could have made. Kamala Harris is a sweet woman, but whe…
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