Leaked audio follows first days of Biden-Harris campaign

Funny story written by joseph k winter

Friday, 14 August 2020

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Kamala Harris as blond a few years ago

Sources direct from the Biden-A-While Motel Chain have provided important documentation as the 2020 Presidential Election takes on more drama.

With Mr. Biden's having selected Kamala Harris as VP, it is important the Public know what makes this duo tick, in case they win the upcoming election.

The following audio tape from a recent meeting in a Biden-A-While motel room is being viewed as “sensational” in MSM studios.

Not here. This is factual, down-to-earth, dirt.

He: Kamala, darling, don't turn away from me now.

She: You ought to know what you're doing, Joseph, so let's get rid of this moniker “Joe” right away!

He: But this is my name, my love.

She: Too pedestrian, Joseph. A president must have dignity. Would Joseph Stalin have settled for Joe Stalin? No way.

He: A great man, true. An ally during difficult times, I understand.

She: There it is! That is your issue, Joseph, dignity and credibility! This is why I am here! Joseph Stalin was a monster!

He: Ahh . . .

She: And why is your hand on my buttocks?

He: My issue?

She: Please. Don't try my patience. “Mr. Creepy”? Well, with me on board, so far, the Democratic Party has raised its Acceptability Rating considerably, and you're beginning to look sober.

He: Masks forever! Honey, you're putting your lipstick on! Why don't you sit on my knee while you're doing it, huh?

She: Are you sure, Joseph. I'm a little heavier now.

He: I'm sure.

She: Let me remind you, Joseph, that as Vice President I'm not going to be that cipher Pence. Did you see him today in that news conference with Trump? Pasty-faced robot?

He: No, I didn't. Did he say anything?

She: That is not a human being, Joseph. That is a robot mannequin with the charisma of a wet onion ring.

He: If you say so, honey. Wait! You just got here. Where are you going?

She: I'm going out, Joseph, and never mind where! But you will remember I am an active woman. You will be the VP. We're gonna do a Cheney-Bush number, remember?

He: Okay, okay, You're rubbing it in.

She: Try to get some exercise while I'm out, okay? Practice standing up.

(Motel door slams.)

He: Whew. What have I done now? You sure know how to pick 'em, Joseph. Hmmm.

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