Have you ever wanted to kill somebody, but figured you’d never get away with it? Well now, think no more, friend. In a capitalist world, if you have enough money, you can get away with every crime there is, even murder! And other capitalists with…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The former prime minister of the United Kingdom, Elizabeth Truss informed BBC reporter Oceana Figgly, that she revealed to President Biden that she is seriously considering running for mayor of London. Truss stated that he…
BILLINGSGATE POST: It appears that Eoj Nedib and Alamak Sirrah will be throwing their turbans into the ring and run for a second term in the coming presidential election. In a previous post, it was noted that Eoj Nedib and Alamak Sirrah spelled ba…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden reminded the Orange Asshole (aka Trump) that the United States government is not going to pay him one damn dime for the damage his complex received from Hurricane Ian. POTUS told the Predator, tha…
Washington DC - A crew of electrified fence contractors were spotted unloading sections of electrified fencing into the back of the congressional halls this week, ahead of the mid term elections. When asked, the lead fence guy reported that yes, '…
BILLINGSGATE POST: The following interview was conducted in the back seat of Slim Everdingle’s 1951 Champion Studebaker on Wednesday, October 19, 2022. Being a vintage car nut, President Biden agreed to the interview, even though his staff warned h…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Does voting for a hair sniffing prevert indicate that the voter is possibly a latent prevert his/her/their/itself? (pick your pronoun). It sure seems so. There is an old philosophical principle that states, “actio sequitur esse”,…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - President Biden told the news media, that as per the request of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, he is immediately sending 31, C-5A Cargo Planes, loaded with all kinds of munitions; including tank-destroying b…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - President Biden makes no bones about who is to blame for the wrath and destruction that was caused by Hurricane Ian. According to April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review, Ian was caused by the fact that the Trumpt…
Another hurricane hit Florida, and Republicans are blaming Joe Biden. Joe has been blamed for the “loss” of Afghanistan, even though Republicans forget that one of their own (George and Dick and Condoleezza and Donald – Rumsfeld, not the current d…
Vladimir Putin has pronounced from a podium while standing on a chair that he has annexed Texas. Propelled by his annexation of Ukraine territory, he decided to include Texas, and why not? It's only a paper deal. It isn't as though Texans will start…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Trumptard recently texted President Biden and told him that if a hurricane hits and devastates his beautiful Mar-a-Lago complex, that he demands that the Federal Governement send him millions and millions of dol…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has just reported that President Vladimir Nikita Putin has gone off the fucking deep end. The Commie leader who recently had botox done on his tongue says that he will soon be nuking four cities; Paris, L…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Poll Agency reports that most of the world's nations have insisted that the Russian military leave Ukraine immediately (if not sooner). A representative for 193 nations (out of 197) said that there i…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Queen Elizabeth reigned as queen of England from 1952 to 2022, a total of 70 years. President Biden recently paid tribute to her majesty at a Baltimore Orioles - New York Yankees game, and said that Queen Elizabeth…
Mississippi has contaminated drinking water in Jackson. Similar to the poisoned drinking water in Flint, Michigan. An ex-resident of the White House has absconded with top secret government documents, some of which are still missing. The most signifi…
I gotta admit, that pic looks scary. (Granted: Halloween is coming.) Joe Biden is really giving ammunition to his haters by standing in front of black and red, with a couple Marines in the back – though they look like wee tin soldiers, so they’re not…
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