Boy, when Putin fails, he fails hard! Russian men are being snatched and grabbed the streets by Putin’s KGB and thrown into the army – now that’s allegiance and patriotism! (Is Russia like the USA during the Vietnam War right now? Write a theses a…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has written that President Putin now has a brand new title, and that is "Real Estate Agent." Putin held mock elections in which the people of the four above mentioned countries cast mock votes in a mock e…
Vladimir Putin has pronounced from a podium while standing on a chair that he has annexed Texas. Propelled by his annexation of Ukraine territory, he decided to include Texas, and why not? It's only a paper deal. It isn't as though Texans will start…
A Russian ICBM leveled the Javelin factory here last night, knocking down the only remaining structure left over from the American Motors production line for its 1970s car, the Javelin. The assumption is that the Russians intended to obliterate a…
Don't tell Vladimir Putin, but he is losing his war in Ukraine. Quoting the John Cleese line to Kevin Kline about the Vietnam war in the film, A Fish Called Wanda: "I'm tellin' ya baby, they kicked your little ass there. Boy, they whooped yer hide RE…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the original cast of Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb, Major T. J. "King" Kong was played by Slim Pickens, who rode the nuclear bomb down to its target. The 1964 film was about what could ha…
In abrupt, lightning-fast action, and without any rumors beforehand, Vladimir Putin, the former head of Russia, was arrested, stuffed into a van, and driven to a dacha in Siberia. He will live under house arrest until his trial sometime in the future…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has just reported that President Vladimir Nikita Putin has gone off the fucking deep end. The Commie leader who recently had botox done on his tongue says that he will soon be nuking four cities; Paris, L…
Putin is wearing down and losing his mind. He needs more soldiers to send to their deaths in Ukraine, and he needs to remind the world that he’s crazy enough to use nukes (even though using them could burn up all his money and properties and state-sa…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is reporting that Putin is so upset at the fact that his Russian troops are getting their commie asses handed to them by the Ukrainian, the American, the English and the Cambodian troops, that he has stated…
Yes, Trump announced: "I declassify that Putin's cook is an American spy." What? "Yeah!" said Trump, index finger pointed to his head. "I can think about it and declassify anything. It's an automatic thing." Then, Trump was asked whether Pu…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The QuinniPinni Poll Agency reports that most of the world's nations have insisted that the Russian military leave Ukraine immediately (if not sooner). A representative for 193 nations (out of 197) said that there i…
A couple years ago I tried to bring back disco. It is time. Get out those old dancing shoes and glitter them – glitter everything! I was listening to my old Boney M album, and then their famous song came on. And O MY FRICKIN GOD! A revelation h…
The Ukrainian Charge Of The Light Brigade An altered rendering of the famous poem The Charge Of The Light Brigade in honor of the recent Ukrainian push to retake the Crimea which was stolen from them by the Russians in 2014. (with apologies to the o…
POLTAVA, Ukraine - (World Satire) - The Ukrainian military forces have gotten fired up after they stomped Putin's Russian army at The Battle of Poltava. A group of Ukraine Freedom Fighters regiment, which is made up of 26% women, routed one of Put…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new king of England, King Charles III, will be flying to Moscow to meet with the Russian leader, President Putin. A source close to the king stated that Charles has known Vlady for many years, and he truly feels that he…
Vladimer Pootin was found yesterday sitting on the floor of his office in the Kremlin playing with his toy plastic soldiers. "This isk wrong what they say about my military operations, is isk still perrfect!", he babbled over and over as he dismember…
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