President Putin Says Elections Were Held And The People of Nepal, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Cambodia Are Now Part of Russia

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 1 October 2022

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Queen Sharona of Uzbekistan has been demoted to princess by President Putin.

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice has written that President Putin now has a brand new title, and that is "Real Estate Agent."

Putin held mock elections in which the people of the four above mentioned countries cast mock votes in a mock election, which resulted in the four countries ending up now part of Russia.

One resident of Turkmenistan, Igor Frumpovich, 62, stated that it is his understanding that he actually voted to become part of Russia 14 times.

Frumpovich said that he is bedridden and he has not left the house in seven years; except to water his dandelions once every two weeks.

And so after the sham elections, Putin proudly says that he is thrilled to welcome Nepal, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Cambodia to the wonderful, peace-loving country of Russia.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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