Yes, Trump announced: "I declassify that Putin's cook is an American spy."
What?
"Yeah!" said Trump, index finger pointed to his head. "I can think about it and declassify anything. It's an automatic thing."
Then, Trump was asked whether Putin's cook was indeed an American spy. Trump replied that he hadn't mentally declassified that fact, so he couldn't say yet.
The reporter asked whether Trump used magic words like Abra Kadabra Alakazam when he mentally declassified Top Secret documents.
Trump replied, “Alakazam isn’t necessary. I could use it, but when you are president, you have powers. So these magic words like Abra. Kadabra Alakazam isn't necessary."
Then asked whether mentally inflating the value of his property in New York was also automatically a valid and legal form of accounting for property tax purposes.
"Absolutely! That's why I do it." First, Trump explained that New York Attorney General Letitia James' two hundred-page lawsuit was just a witch-hunt. He added that everyone knew she was a politically motivated anti-white racist and had been after him for years. Then he said the tax people never bothered to substantiate his numbers or do any due diligence.
"Not my fault if they were lazy."
Incredulous, the reporter asked Trump whether Trump could turn water into wine using his magic thought process.
"What? You haven't tried my Trump wine?"
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