A Russian ICBM leveled the Javelin factory here last night, knocking down the only remaining structure left over from the American Motors production line for its 1970s car, the Javelin.
The assumption is that the Russians intended to obliterate an existing Javelin plant in Troy, Alabama, which produces the missile that has devastated Russia's mechanized units in the current Ukraine war. That plant remains in operation today.
The attack came after an opinion piece began circulating among Alabama editors, warning of a possible attack on the Troy plant. Growing concern among parents of Russian soldiers fighting in Ukraine, many of whom have been incinerated in their burning tanks after being hit by a Javelin, forced Putin to engage in a strategic strike against the Javelin site.
How did they it the wrong one? In the 1970s, when American Motors manufactured that car, the Russians had located on their maps of places to hit various automobile factories, including the one in Kenosha. Apparently, the ICBM was aimed at the long-abandon factory by mistake.
The warhead was a dud and there was no explosion, but the force of the missile knocked down the only remaining building on the site.
Will the U. S. retaliate?
Kenosha, Wisconsin. Woof Blister reporting for The Spoof.
