A man from Birmingham claims he is the forgotten missing fourth Bee Gee. Bernard Gibb 75 claims he was shunned from the band the moment they got famous they brushed him aside and he hasn’t spoken to Barry since then. ”I haven’t spoken to any…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Britain's eldest singer, Petula Clark, who is 89, has just performed to a sold-out audience at Wembley Stadium to raise money for the people of Ukraine. The blonde songstress followed the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the A…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The singer/actress who is credited with single-handedly inventing the art of twerking is ecstatic that she has recorded an album of old time standard classic pirate songs with the star of the "Pirates of The Caribbean"…
Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, and The Artist Formerly Known as Donald Trump have all joined forces to become the first “boy” band of billionaires. Through careful manipulation of political, legal, and economic forces no one b…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The heavy metal band that hails from Wimbledon, has just issued a statement that they want to disprove the rumor that they lip synched, at their recent concert at Tottenham's Shakespeare-In-The-Round Coliseum. The band Cam…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Stockholm, Sweden is that the band that was first formed in 1972, will be changing their name. One of the members of ABBA, Bjorn Ulvaeus, told BuzzFuzz (Scandinavia) that the group members decided…
A new post-punk band has formed, and they are ready to play their first gig at Chutney On The Fritz's youth club on May 28th. Charlie Fairhead's Eyebrows, named after the long-suffering male nurse on BBC's Casualty, described their sound as a cros…
Although he has been busking outside the window of an accountancy firm for more than two months, singer Bobby Falsetto has yet to play any songs that you know. Office receptionist Belinda Gotcha said ‘I am in my forties, and I just want him to pla…
MOSCOW – ‘Monsters of Rock Moscow 2022’ has announced Staind as their first headliner as the long defunct music festival has been resurrected as a Kremlin-pressured pro-war rally. American rock band STAIND has been announced as the first headliner…
CHICAGO - Amidst fear of permanent closure during the pandemic, famed punk venue Last Exit announced it will be re-opening with live music shows after finalizing COVID-protocols. "We've tried to come up with innovative ways to appease attendees of…
Popular beat combo Chair leg Farago will be playing the Ferret in the Hamster Wheel in Chutney on the Fritz on Saturday, March 19th. The heavy metal group, with an average age of 67 and made out of Accountants from nearby Horsetrough will play the…
Young singer Billie Eilish revealed that her brain was “destroyed” by pornography by the time she reached fourteen years of age. Speaking on the Howard Stern show, the pop star said she began watching sex videos when she was eleven and quickly became…
RATTLESNAKE BELLY, Arizona – (Satire News) – One of the greatest female singers of all-time was Linda Ronstadt. She had lots and lots of hits in the late 60’s, 70’s and into the 80’s. Ronstadt sang all kinds of genre music from rock to country, fo…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Britain’s Ta Ta For Now News writer Loretta Piffinshaw, recently visited Buckingham Palace and spoke with her majesty, the queen. Piffinshaw is one of the few UK writers that have actually been invited by Queen Elizabeth to…
TOTTENHAM, England – (UK Satire) – One of the most popular singers on the planet is Adele Laurie Blue Adkins, who is better known simply as Adele. The singer has sold over 121 million records world-wide plus her Adele Bobblehead Doll is the fourth…
LONDON – (Music Satire) – The British band that was just recently named The Best New Heavy Metal Band in The United Kingdom, is thrilled beyond belief. The band’s frontman Bartholemew Spiffy, said he received a text message from Brit Music Scene M…
Avant-garde heavy metal madrigal band Wigwam Toffee Hammer is currently sitting high up the charts on Spotify. At number one for the third week in a row, the five-piece, led by former Clematis Wilt member Butch Arpeggio are said to be delighted th…
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