Linda Ronstadt’s Twin Daughters Are Following In Their Mother’s Footsteps

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 2 March 2022

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The stunningly sexy twins have been invited to play at a White House party for England's Queen Elizabeth.

RATTLESNAKE BELLY, Arizona – (Satire News) – One of the greatest female singers of all-time was Linda Ronstadt. She had lots and lots of hits in the late 60’s, 70’s and into the 80’s.

Ronstadt sang all kinds of genre music from rock to country, folk to Latin, and pop to Cambodian.

One of her biggest hits was 1971’s “Hey Dude, Keep Looking For My Spot – It’s There.”

That song climbed all the way to the very top of the pop charts in the USA, England, Germany, Macadamia, Vietnam, and Russia.

And now Linda’s gorgeously sexy twin daughters, Mindy and Cindy are following in their mama’s footsteps with a song that has just entered the pop charts.

The song was written by their mom, Neil Young, and Adele, and is titled, “He Done Went And Messed With My Bikini Line At The County Line.”

SIDENOTE: According to Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine, Linda played harmonica on her daughter’s hit song.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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