TOTTENHAM, England – (UK Satire) – One of the most popular singers on the planet is Adele Laurie Blue Adkins, who is better known simply as Adele.
The singer has sold over 121 million records world-wide plus her Adele Bobblehead Doll is the fourth biggest seller of all time, behind Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and Anderson Cooper.
Adele recently spoke with reporter Reggie Rickenbacker with The True Dat News Agency about her devastating divorce. It seems that her and her husband, Simon just realized that their different religions was just too much for them to deal with.
Adele is Epistaterian and Simon is Methopalian; and the two say that they just could not find a middle ground.
Si, as she calls him, believes that there should be no singing or dancing in the church, whereas she believes that people should be able to sing, dance, and tell jokes in church.
So the couple ended up having to head for the big “D.”
And now Adele says she is collaborating on a new album with hip hop rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke.
SIDENOTE: According to British information guru, Piers Morgan, Adele and Texas hip hop rapper, Yo Yo have now become boyfriend and girlfriend.
