LONDON – (Music Satire) – The British band that was just recently named The Best New Heavy Metal Band in The United Kingdom, is thrilled beyond belief.
The band’s frontman Bartholemew Spiffy, said he received a text message from Brit Music Scene Magazine, informing him that he and the lad’s single titled “I Had Her Knickers Off Her Sweet Liverpudlian Ass A Mere 7 Minutes Into Our First Date” has just gone all the way to the top of Billboard’s Top 99 Chart.
Spiffy, who used to date one of Petula Clark’s granddaughters, said he and his band mates celebrated by going out to their favorite London pub, Maid Marion’s G-Spot, and drinking gallons of Johnny Walker Red, shooting darts, and grabbing the tits of the three stunningly gorgeous Daisy Duke short shorts-clad waitreses, Ida, Lucy, and Trudy.
SIDENOTE: The band’s #1 song was actually written by Elton John’s lyricist Benie Taupin, who has agreed to write another song for the band.
