TIJUANA, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - Word from the Kardashian Klan is that Kim is happier than an anteater smack dab in the middle of a huge ant bed. And according to Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo, it's because Kimmy's new boyfriend is…
TORONTO, Canada - (Sports Satire) - The owners of the Raptors, Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, have expressed that there is a very strong possibility that the Raptors team may be moving to the United States. Team General Manager Bobby "Iceb…
VACAVILLE, Mexico - (Satire News) - Mexico is proud to report that their federal police have just captured Shin Su Shaker, a notorious Al-Qaeda terrorist. The hate-filled terrorist was captured as he took a pee in an alley behind one of Vacaville'…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - A very reputable source inside the White House has stated (under the table) that POTUS wants Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump incarcerated in a federal prison as soon as humanly possible. President Biden says that f…
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - Boxing history was made at The Pyramid Gambling Casino and Hotel thanks to a 14-year-old boxing sensation from Laredo, Texas, named Sunny "The Tsunami" Sinatini and the once-amazingly powerful punching Mike "Ink Face" Ty…
MIAMI BEACH, Florida - (Fast Food Satire) - Burger King has always been a friend of the LGBTQ community recently donating over 3,000 Whopper Burgers to the homeless, needy, and hungry gays and lesbians of south Florida. And in keeping with their d…
PHOENIX - (Sports Satire) - The Phoenix Hot Sun Newspaper reports that the NFL Phoenix Cardinals have made it abundantly clear to Aaron Rodgers that they are not the least bit interested in hiring him to be their quarterback. Team spokesperson F.F…
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The Houston Astros organization reports that a female catcher, who stands 6-foot-6-inches tall and who weighs 286, has been given a tryout with the world champion Houston Astros. The catcher was born and bred in Tampico…
LONDON - (Gossip Satire) - The BBC, which is the best source for current affairs (no pun intended) is reporting that a source within Buckingham Palace, has revealed that King Charles III, informed her that he is totally smitten with the lovely, lusci…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Lolita Tierra Del Fuego, who is only 18, has just become the music world's brand new female sensaton. And Instagram is reporting that Lolita already has more Instagram followers than anyone else in the entire world (302…
YUMA, Arizona - (Satire News) - Donald "Old Elephant Butt" Trump, who political scholars from the four corners of the world have called the biggest, fattest, most extensive liar in the history of lying, has just been hit with a $6.6 billion lawsuit.
CHICAGO - (Sports Satire) - Some of the most fickle and unforgiving fans in the NFL are the fans of the Chicago Bears. The season ticket holders recently voted, by a vote of 12,942 to 803 to change the name of the lowly (3-14) Bears. One long-t…
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News has just put out that the National Bullfighting Agency of Mexico (NBAM) has decided to put one of the meanest fighting bulls in the history of bullfighting out to pasture. The bullfighting b…
BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - The Boston Celtics with a record of 45-18, continue kicking ass in the NBA's Eastern Conference. The guys in green and white sank nineteen, 3-pointers to clobber the cellar-dwelling Detroit Pistons 117-41 on The Celtics…
LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The BBC has just broken the sports story that the Manchester United Red Devils soccer team is being investigated by Scotland Yard for some under-the-table shenanigans that are way up there in the high jinks department. B…
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette has broken the story that Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott is on the trading block. Team owner Jerry Jones said that he had a long owner-to-employee talk and he simply told the…
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - NBA Commissioner Adam "Sticks" Silver, has been informed by the owner of the Houston Rockets that he may be relocating (moving) his team after the end of the current season. Multi-Billionaire Tilman Fertitta, who made h…
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