WASHINGTON, D.C. - The iNews Agency recently spoke with George Conway, a conservative attorney, who formed the national anti-Trump super pac group known as Dump Trump 2020. Conway, who is married to Kellyanne Conway, Trump’s top adviser and couns...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Attorney General, Bill Barr, seems to finally be changing his tune. The nation’s top Trump ass-kisser told a reporter with The Washington Globe-Express that he had to put his GOP foot down, and tell Trump to stop his inces...
MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – President Trump stopped off at the Red Russian Diner to have lunch. The Vox Populi News Agency reported that the "Divider-In-Chief" ordered a Triple Meat Burger with double onions and a family order of fries. As he was...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Baltimore Beacon-Star is reporting that a White House insider has stated that Vice-President Pence will not be on the GOP’s presidential ticket. An unnamed source said that Trump told one of the White House maids, whose init...
NEW YORK CITY – The New York City Sun-Observer has just informed the sports world that the National Football League is considering adding a new 4-point field goal to the game. NFL Spokesperson, Guthrie Appleyard, 51, said that the league needs to...
DETROIT – The singer/dancer known as “The Princess of Pulsations” sat down with Icahbod Fernandez of The Vox Populi News Agency Miss Swivel Hips was asked what she liked the best about the Super Bowl. She giggled and said that she enjoyed getting...
MANCHESTER, New Jersey – Joe Biden was relaxing in his hotel suite by shooting dice with some of his campaign workers and a couple of the hotel maids. It was a somewhat somber mood as Biden got clobbered pretty bad by just about every other Democ...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump was smiling like the Shetland pony that ate the canary. He had just won the New Hampshire Primary without ever setting foot in the Mushroom Pizza State. He captured 91% of the vote. “Hey losers!” He yelled from the...
MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – The iNews Agency is reporting that Senator Bernie Sanders is the winner of the New Hampshire Democratic Primary. Sanders who is 78, was grinning from ear-to-ear as he remarked “I just want to say that my victory tonigh...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The husband of President Trump’s top adviser and alleged girlfriend Kellyanne Conway, George Conway, probably hates "Old Baby Fingers" more than anyone else in the entire country, with the possible exception of the Golden State War...
NEW ORLEANS – The iNews Agency recently interviewed Ariana Grande just before she took the stage at The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans. The 26-year-old singing firecracker told iA’s Kitty Segovia that she has never been more frustrated with the state...
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – The Monumental Polling Council has just announced their latest poll regarding Donald Trump. The MPC has released information that clearly shows that the president’s popularity among Black voters has fallen for the 8...
NOGALES, Arizona – President Trump was in Nogales to dedicate a memorial to Apollo Diddawinski, 84, the man who single-handedly planted over 900,000 saguaro cactuses all over the state. And he did it while driving in a Volkswagen Beetle. The presi...
NEW YORK CITY – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story that Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has agreed to join Whoopi Goldberg and the rest of the women of the top-rated daytime show, "The View." A spokesperson for the sh...
HOLLYWOOD – The 92nd Academy Awards Show was held at the Dolby Theater, and it seemed like a Democratic Rally, as nearly everyone in the building was without a doubt anti-Trump. One elderly gentleman who showed up with a red MAGA cap was asked to...
BALTIMORE – The Baltimore Beacon-Star Newspaper is reporting that President Donald Trump has told his staff members that he is doing a fantastic presidential job. An inside source reported that everyone in the room, a total of 17 ass-kissers, ahh...
HOLLYWOOD – It has been reported by The Hollywood Star-Herald Newspaper that America’s daytime show sweetheart, Ellen DeGeneres, is sad over the fact that her wife of 11 years, Portia (de Rossi) wants a divorce. Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres, (Portia) 47,...
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