MANCHESTER, New Jersey – Joe Biden was relaxing in his hotel suite by shooting dice with some of his campaign workers and a couple of the hotel maids.
It was a somewhat somber mood as Biden got clobbered pretty bad by just about every other Democratic candidate.
A reporter with the Chicago Daily Wind asked if he was feeling depressed. “Hell no!” he yelled, “Fella you have to understand that I’ve been in politics most of my life, except for 2 years when I worked as a gynecologist.”
He went on to say that like they say in baseball, football, and bullfighting, you win some and you lose some.
The senator from Delaware took a bite out of his beef jerky and further commented, “Look here bro. You and I and everyone knows that it’s really no big deal. I mean, think about it, New Hampshire is a little bitty state. Hell, I’ve been to several ranches in Texas that could hold New Hampshire, Rhode Island and the Bronx without any problem whatsoever.”
He took a sip out of his Avocado Margarita and said that truth be told the real reason why he lost is because New Hampshire is as white as Nicole Kidman. He went on and said, “New Hampshire’s population is about 1.4 million. And 91% are Europeans.”
Biden belched and said that his base is made up of millions and millions of Latinos, Blacks, and Native Americans.
He explained that in the entire state of New Hampshire there are only 43 Hispanics, 19 Blacks, and 7 Indians. So that right there amigo, is why I got my friggin’ blue collar ass kicked big time.
(IN CLOSING – Trump told a reporter for Fox News that the winner of the New Hampshire Primary, Bernie “The Stud” Sanders was not really born in the USA but in Tanganyika, Africa.)