WASHINGTON, D.C. – The husband of President Trump’s top adviser and alleged girlfriend Kellyanne Conway, George Conway, probably hates "Old Baby Fingers" more than anyone else in the entire country, with the possible exception of the Golden State Warriors of the NBA.
George “The Stud” Conway, who is a conservative attorney, says that Trumpski makes Hitler look like a little baby bunny. He added that the “Orange Blimp” is floating dangerously out of control, and even first lady Melania is starting to fear that “The Tweet Creep” may start giving her stupid-ass, childish nicknames like he does to everyone else.
Conway said that his wife has secretly recorded “Comrade
Trumpski” on about 313 different occasions, and noted that, if just one secret recording got out, “Fat Boy” would quickly be joining his former personal lawyer, Michael “The Scapegoat” Cohen, in the Iron Bars Hotel (prison).
Kellyanne’s hubby pointed out that POTUS and Sean “Scrotum Face” Hannity are a little bit friendlier than two fat, wrinkled old codgers should be. When asked to elaborate, Conway grinned and said, “Let's just say that if the two GOPunks were females, they’d be Lesbionicas.”
(IN CLOSING – The state of Rhode Island is planning on banning the use of drones because they are scaring the hell out of the state’s Rhode Island Reds chicken population.)