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Funny story: A List of 10 Euphemisms For The Word Vagina

A List of 10 Euphemisms For The Word Vagina

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News writer Hacienda Fiddle writes that the word vagina first came into use back during the winter of 1808. According to The American Research Group, the V-word, which describes the female reproductive or…

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Funny story: A 12-Year-Old Little Leaguer From Louisiana Hits a 300-Foot Homerun

A 12-Year-Old Little Leaguer From Louisiana Hits a 300-Foot Homerun

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - (Satire News) - Sports Buzz writer Jenny Jo Viper has just revealed that a 12-year-old little leaguer from Shreveport has hit a 300-foot homerun to lead his Astros little league team to a 13-4 victory against the Yankees litt…

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Funny story: The Heavy Metal Rock Band Multiple Orgasms Will Open For Pussy Riot

The Heavy Metal Rock Band Multiple Orgasms Will Open For Pussy Riot

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Word from the world of heavy metal is that the Swedish heavy metal band, Multiple Orgasms is going to open up for Pussy Riot's upcoming "The Electric Tambourine Tour," which will cover 46 cities in 47 days. Two of t…

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Funny story: A Pygmy Wins The Singing Competition Show Kenyan Idol

A Pygmy Wins The Singing Competition Show Kenyan Idol

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Music Moments Magazine writer Calcutta Cotton has just written that the Idol franchise now includes 56 countries all over the world from Arabian Idol to Cambodian Idol and from Singaporean Idol to Brazilian Idol. Mi…

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Funny story: Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus Will Sing Backup On Paul McCartney's Next Album

Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus Will Sing Backup On Paul McCartney's Next Album

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Ursula Sassafras, writer with Hollywood Vis-a-Vis, reports that former Beatle Paul McCartney is in the process of recording his latest album titled "Songs of Singers That I Admire Like Hell." Miss Sassafras, who used…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Makes An Astounding Announcement About Her Ovaries

Kim Kardashian's Makes An Astounding Announcement About Her Ovaries

HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - The eldest of the hot, sexy, big-butted Kardashian sisters, Kim, has finally let the cat out of the bag, or make that the ovaries out of the tummy cavity. Kim told Cinderella St. Lamb with The Daily Drama…

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Funny story: The New Jennifer Lopez Designer Tampons Are Selling Like Beer In a Milwaukee Bar

The New Jennifer Lopez Designer Tampons Are Selling Like Beer In a Milwaukee Bar

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The American Research Group has just pointed out that the new Jennifer Lopez Designer Tampons are a tremendous hit with the women between the ages of 16½ and 87. The tampons which can be worn for up to 48 hours are ma…

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Funny story: The Majestic Anheuser-Busch Clydesdales Have Been Sold

The Majestic Anheuser-Busch Clydesdales Have Been Sold

ST. LOUIS - (Business Satire) - The largest beer maker in the entire world Anheuser-Busch is happy to announce that the most popular horses in the world of horses have been sold and they will soon be galloping in front of millions of amusement theme…

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Funny story: The Star Player For Left Coast College Has Been Sent Home After March Madness Officials Learned That He Tried to Pass Off a Counterfeit $100 Bill

The Star Player For Left Coast College Has Been Sent Home After March Madness Officials Learned That He Tried to Pass Off a Counterfeit $100 Bill

ORLANDO, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The Sports Bet Gazette has just broken the story that a star player for Left Coast College has just been sent back to California, after NCAA March Madness officials learned that he had tried to pass a fake $100 bi…

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Funny story: A Family of Evil Vampires Invades Massachusetts

A Family of Evil Vampires Invades Massachusetts

CROW'S CROTCH, Massachusetts - (Satire News) - The Boston Evening Moon Newspaper has broken the story that a family of vampires has invaded the very peaceful, docile, somewhat boring coastal town of Crow's Crotch, Massachusetts. Reporter Sigmund C…

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Funny story: The Kardashian Sisters Buy Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

The Kardashian Sisters Buy Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle recently sat down with the three older Kardashian sisters at an Intoxicated Iguana Lounge in Holmby Hills. Kim and Khloe had a papaya Margarita, while Kourtn…

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Funny story: A List of 10 Things That NCAA March Madness Fans Love About The National Basketball Tournament

A List of 10 Things That NCAA March Madness Fans Love About The National Basketball Tournament

DES MOINES, Iowa - (Sports Satire) - Well, it's that time of the year again, and the NCAA's March Madness Basketball Tournament is here. And once again basketball fans from all over the world travel to the March Madness games for many reasons. Her…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Tells Anderson Cooper That Donaldo Trump Was Born With An Undescended Tongue

Melania Trump Tells Anderson Cooper That Donaldo Trump Was Born With An Undescended Tongue

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Melania Trump appeared on "The Anderson Cooper Show," and she told him that since she left old "Baby Fingers," she has never been happier. She revealed to Cooper that the "Old Nazi" (Trump) was born with an undescen…

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Wants To Get Into The Restaurant Business

Miley Cyrus Wants To Get Into The Restaurant Business

WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo, recently met with Miley Cyrus at the famed La Brea Tar Pits Diner. The "Twerking Queen" told de Gallo that she first went to the La Brea Tar Pits, on a school field trip…

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Funny story: One of America's Top Spies Has Learned Where All of The Russian Missiles Are Located

One of America's Top Spies Has Learned Where All of The Russian Missiles Are Located

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI reports that one of the United States best spies has discovered where every one of President Vladimir Nikita Putin's 303 ballistic missiles are located. The spy, who will only be identified by her code na…

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley Buy An Exclusive Women's String Bikini Panties Store On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills

Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley Buy An Exclusive Women's String Bikini Panties Store On Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills

BEVERY HILLS - (Satire News) - Two of the world's most beautiful and popular women, Cheryl Cole, 39, and Elizabeth Hurley, 57, have just purchased one of the most exquisite ladies lingerie stores in America. Cheryl and Liz are now the owners of Sw…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Adopts Twin Girls From Kenya

Britney Spears Adopts Twin Girls From Kenya

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer has just announced that she has adopted two little Kenyan girls named Liona and Pantera. Britney, who has six kids already from four different husbands, boyfriends, and lovers, said t…

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